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 Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!

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PostSubject: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:17 pm

Harry walked into the Great Hall, clutching his willy so tightly his hand shook. OotP (I forgot to check the page)

She(Umbridge) raised her tralala. OotP, page 746

"What Cornelius doesn't know won't hurt him," said Umbridge, who was now panting slightly as she pointed her willy at different parts of Harry's body in turn, apparently trying to decide what would hurt the most. OotP, page 746

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:01 pm

Plunging a hand down the neck of his robes, he whipped out his willy and roared, "Expecto patronum!" PoA page 262

Before Snape could take even one step toward him, he had raised his willy. PoA page 361

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:04 pm

Harry flung himself out from behind the bush and pulled out his willy. PoA page 411

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:18 pm

"Expellarmus!" he roared, pointing Wormtai;'s willy at Bellatrix, and hers flew into the air and was caught by Harry, who had sprinted after Ron. DH page 472

Jets of light flew from Draco's Narcissa's, and Greyback's wands. DH page 472

"Drop your willies," she whispered. DH page 473

Ron stood rigid, clutching Wormtail's tralala. Harry straightened up, still holding Bellatrix's. DH page 473

"Now," said Bellatrix softly, as Draco hurried back to her with the willies... DH page 473

"The Elder WIlly cannot serve me properly, Severus, because I am not its true master. The Elder Willy belongs to the wizard who killed its last owner. You killed Albus Dembledore. WHile you live, Severus, the Elder Willy cannot truly be mine." DH page 656

"Voldemort's got the Elder Willy."
"True. Voldemort as the Elder Willy." DH page 722

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:26 pm

"Dumbledore was trying to keep the Elder Willy from me! He intended that Snape should be the true master of the willy! But I got there ahead of you, little boy -I reached the willy before you could get your hands on it, I understood the truth before you caught up. I killed Severus Snape three hours ago, and the Elder Willy, the Deathstick, the Willy of Destiny is truly mine! Dumbledore's last plan went wrong, Harry Potter!" DH page 741

"The ture master of the Elder Willy was Draco Malfoy." DH page 743

"But you're too late," said Harry. "You've missed your chance. I got there first. I overpowered Draco weeks ago. I took this willy from him." DH page 743

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:34 pm

They directed their willies into every nook and crevece, turning cautiously on the spot. DH page 538

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:39 pm

Harry watched in terror and elation as Molly Weasley's willy slashed and twirled, and Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. DH page 736

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PostSubject: Re: Change the word "wand" from any HP quote to the word "willy." its hilarious!   Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:46 pm

Harry looked all around him, but his willy was nowhere to be seen. GoF page 124

"May I introduce Mr. Olivander? He will be checking your willies to ensure that they are in good condition." GoF Page 307

He twirled the willy between his fingers like a baton. GoF page 308
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